"...shivving each other--"
"It's a verb--to shank?"
Then there are the other ads, like one for a blood glucose meter that announces the reading and lets one puncture oneself in places other than one's finger:
"I test on my arm, and I can barely feel it," a little old lady says.
I want her to shriek, "AAAAAAARGH! I CAN BARELY FEEL MY AR
Later the kindly announcer says "Hearing the reading confirms accuracy." Yeah... I know the meter got the right result, because it READ it to me!
Hey, it's three in the morning. I'll take what humor I can get.